The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG

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The time is now for the best lipomassage in town

Hey girls! It is time we stop sleeping. Our winter sleep is over! Don’t be bothered by the snow still lying around some corners. The time is now!!!

This year you can really start early. Don’t wait for the flowers to come out. Don’t wait for the next Monday to start with yoga, Pilates, TaeBo or a new diet, do it now.

We believe that there are ladies who are working out all year long. We like to think we belong among those, but actually this year we are not. There were just too many things happening for us last year. Two jobs, families, Zumba, jogging, little sleep, made us fit on the outside, but in fact we almost collapsed. Apparently it was just too much. We had to drop all physically demanding activities accept sex :-). You probably know all the beneficial effects of it, so it just had to stay.

Apart from the working out and dieting or trying to eat right, there are some other things that we can do to maintain our good looks. We can of course visit beauty salon or SPA and try to find a special beauty treatment that works for us. Zero or minimum effort from our side is needed in this case, so it is definitely one of the best things that help boosting up our egos.

Well, Louise and I have found a treatment that works for us. It is our constant in our lives for quite a while now. Helps building up our confidence and self-esteem and fights of the months and years that hunt us down all the time :-). The machine is called the LPG. It looks like a giant spider or a mantis, but actually it’s quite a nice creature that helps us live happier and healthier life.

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LPG is designed for body contouring, slimming and tissue revitalization. The approach of this machine is based on the principle of mechano-stimulation and can be used for face and body. The techniques of lipomassage performed with it awaken dormant cells and reactivate their natural mechanisms. That is why people say to Louise and me “Everyday you look younger! What’s you recipe?” I’m joking, unfortunately nothing so dramatic is happening to us, but you can most definitely see the difference. You will loose centimeters around you ties, stomach and buttocks. That we can promise to you.

If you decide to look really attractive this year, start now and you will be able to show your legs before this summer :-).

And how does it work?

In the beauty salon where we are being treated, you get your own nailon body that you need to wear each time. You lay on the table and the pleasure begins. You are being rolled in, rolled out, tapped and so one. Together with the therapist you decide weather you need contouring, slimming or tissue revitalization. It is always nice to start the treatment with the lymphatic massage, since many times our bodies needs to be released of the water first. Each time you have to drink a lot of water after the treatment. You should drink it anyhow! It is suggested that you keep the treatments all year long in order to maintain the  current state of your looks. For better results you can take a set of treatments before summer. You want your buttocs to be really tight on the beach, don’t you? :-) The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review

The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review

The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review

The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review

The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review

Tech Specs

  • Model: Cellu M6
  • Weight: 90 kg
  • Dimensions: 60 x 46 x 210 cm
  • Pressure: 690 mbar
  • Motorized Key Module: 3
  • Heads: Roll, Lift and Auxiliary head
  • Functions: Roll’in, Roll’up, Roll out
The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review

T&L Tips

You need this treatment if:

  • despite the diet, jogging and all the sex you cannot get rid of “saddlebag thighs”, “banana bulges” or fat deposits riddled with 
cellulite dimples… and basically any figure defect out there. Women can always find something! This we are good at :-).
  • you are thin and practice a healthy lifestyle, yet suffer from cellulite dimples, fat deposits or flabby skin. We usually want to be perfect.
  • despite using cosmetics, can’t remove thick, orange peel skin. You should really peel it off this time!
  • you would like rapid, risk-free and painless results – without a surgery!

Man can use it too in case of:

  • a healthy lifestyle (sport, balanced diet) but still experiencing stubborn fat such as love-handles? Yes, it happens to you too guys!
  • wanting to sculpture certain parts of your body, except one! :-) The time is now – Lipomassage with LPG - Lipomassage with LPG review
  • losing weight and wanting to keep your skin firm and elastic and not baggy the way your new pair of jeans are…..

There is another birthday coming real soon, so the time is not on our side. Even this great machine will not be able to handle it on its own :-). We have to help! I have already bought myself a pair of new jogging sneakers and Louise has set the date when we should begin with the training.

Don’t forget about the food and your eating habits. If you can manage to find your way among all the possible diets you are really special! We can’t!

What a heck, we will definitely try our best ….we suggest you do the same!


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Working mums testing technology, spending most of our days sitting in the office, at raising kids, not so damn young anymore, but still very blond. What can U say? Chicks!